Thursday, September 22, 2011

False advertisements

False as in they failed to be advertisements, as I got rather long-winded on them and never got around to cropping them down: Still, they might hold some knowledge you would find helpful.


What I am is a dominant female, who is neither angry or frightened by men, in general, and, welcomes their company for conversation, friendship, and, possible romantic encounters on her terms. Which is not to say that there can be no compromise, but, to say that there will not be compromise in some areas, due to physical, financial, emotional, or spiritual constraints.


  Aside from that, I welcome men and women who wish to be used as slaves for hard labor, domestic labor, and/or other work uses. You will be used for work, bdsm entertainment, other entertainments, and, financial service.


  In all cases, I do not welcome persons who show up with a list of demands, send me pictures with their genitalia hanging out, or, approach me with cursing, insults, pornographic content, or, otherwise treat me as if I am anything but a lady.


  You may certainly tell me about yourself, what you seek, what you hope to find in a friend, wife, or, Mistress. Be specific about why you are writing to me, though.


  Things you should know, before writing to me, are that I am not perfect, nor am I claiming to be perfect. I do not seek slaves out of a dark desire to abuse human flesh or psyche, but, because, I need them to improve my life and that is what slaves are for, and, because, I am lonely and I do so like that particular sort of relationship. 


 A weekend visit, to get a taste will do you no good, because, I am not here as a fantasy Mistress, who has pre-set plans that fit every slave. This is not about a fetish, for me, but, about an actual lifestyle, and, the lifestyle is mine - the one I am attempting to shed, that I was forced into by circumstance, and, the lifestyle I wish to lead. 


  The lifestyle I wish to shed involves health issues that are correctable, bad furniture, and, various things that need to be fixed around the house, as well as a lack of proper companionship; the lifestyle I wish to lead, involves proper companionship, a clean home, better health and a smaller waistline to go along with it, and, being a published author. It could involve marriage, owning slaves, or, both.


  The painting I am using as my primary profile photo is not of me, but, it is my own painting, called 'Travails of a Princess'. Currently, iti s not for sale.


  Thank you for your time.






I am a casual living BBW, who lives in Tucson in a tiny little house, with a decent sized yard. Always have had a thing for British men, most especially Scotsmen, even more especially inordinately tall ones. What I am seeking is someone who has a personality that gets along with mine (laid back, fun, weird, loves books, loves God, basic christian-moral tendencies, into bdsm play) for a monogamous marriage.

Be aware, I attend Kingdom Halls, as I like what Jehovah's Witnesses teach, but, I am not baptized, so if this is something you are prejudiced against - in either direction - there is no point in even saying hello. I also do not believe in sex before marriage, but, boy oh boy, do I believe in it after, and, I do believe in kissing beforehand, which I am very, very good at, I assure you. Well, I am for those who like very long, deep, passionate, aggressive, submissive (yes, both, at different times) bouts of kissing that will leave them with knocking knees, and, possibly wet pants, if we aren't careful. But, if you don't like that, we'd not get along. If you drool too much, or eat dill too often, we wouldn't suit either, and, if you think eating garlic or onions means no kissing, get lost now.

I love garlic, the Beatles, babies (don't want to have any more though, as I have four grown children, thank you), and, humanity in general, so I will totally judge you by your views on the death penalty, abortion, Ringo's drumming, the Beatles' talent or lack thereof, and, what you think of the smell and taste of garlic and onions on people's breath or otherwise.

I am definitely overweight, but, I will not necessarily stay that way, so, if you are strictly a chubby chaser, don't plan on fattening me up, as I want to get in better health and shape. I will never be stick thin, and, I am not here to receive advice on how to change myself. I know what to do, and, how to do it, more or less; I cannot afford it, just now, however. I have Fibromyalgia, with related issues. Nothing contagious, but, a little inconvenient and in need of supplements and vitamins to help correct it.

Probably, there are 52 other important things I should tell you, but, gee - can't fit in everything! I will send you a photo - a recent photo, of my face, no makeup, no special pose, so don't think this is me trying to impress, it's just me being honest and I am generally told I look a lot better in person.

Back to sex: I am a sensualist, into erotic lovely madness, sensual (not maximum sting) spankings, bondage, whipping and being whipped, and, all sorts of stuff. So, take this seriously, because, we will get to know each other as people and not be doing that before marriage, but, we will afterward.

However, if any of your sexual life needs words like golden, toilet, strap-on, ashtray, or sub-human, to explain it, I am so not interested. Thank you for your time.

I am 42, overweight, terribly imperfect .. but, also, someone who is honest enough to admit that, instead of trying to trick you with false statistics, old photos, and, such as that. In fact, these are unposed, recent, unmade up photos, so, no, they are not me looking my best, by any means.

My interests include writing, reading, movies, music, God, walks, swimming, attending Kingdom Halls, monogamy, friendship, marriage, cooking, "owning" people in a bdsm (non-sexual) sense, playing in a very sexual bdsm sense with someone I am married to (no, I am not married, the point is if we met and wanted to go there, I would expect a good bit of kinky fun AFTER marriage, but, we would not be having sex, beyond kissing and cuddling and whatever the bdsm equivalent of that is, before we were married).

I'm living in my own home, which is not paid for yet, and it is messy and it needs things fixed in it. But, it's pretty cute, relatively new to me, and, I am dreaming up plans on improvements, which, if I get a better paying job or get my book written, I may actually follow through on.

What else do you need to know? Well, I have Fibromyalgia, so I can't do a lot of jogging or anything like that, but, I am interested in lifting weights, going on walks, going swimming, and, I'd be interested in going out to comedy clubs, dinner theater, to the movies, and all sorts of other stuff, except I haven't the money for it.

I've been married in the past, I've owned people in a bdsm sense in the past, I've been owned by people in a bdsm sense in the past, I've had all the children that I am going to have, I don't smoke anything, I don't drink most of the time anymore but I've done those in the past, as well.

And, here is what the man who was the first man I was with sexually, and, the last man I was with sexually, too, - in other words, one of the people who knows me best in all the world - had to say to me when I was feeling all depressed and lonely, the other day, and asked him what's wrong with me:

" I don't think there is anything wrong with you. Just the guys you've dated. Could be your own fault for being so good sexually...you are a giving partner and open minded ...I don't think guys don't want to know you better but men sometimes will act distant if they know they're not looking for a relationship and they might just be sparing your feelings by being careful not to lead you on. I've gone as far as telling women I find attractive that I'm not looking for a relationship as much as I'd like to play with them. ... You have so much going for you (you're intelligent, warm, attractive and erotic) that I think if you meet a guy that is open to a relationship you'd have him no problem. It could be you're just attracted to the safe ones that don't want it. Nice girls seem to like bad boys and bad boys suck for relationships."

Back to bdsm: I have no major fetishes, but, I do think bondage, whips, cages, giving orders, taking orders, etc. can be fun, sexually; I do like taking control of a man's life in a friendly way; and, I would be quite willing to have a husband who was a switch, dom, or sub type, in many ways, but, I am so not into bellowing jerks who do not listen or super wimpy, effeminate guys, either.

I really like Jehovah's Witnesses, for what they do, what they stand for, but, I have trouble attending public functions of any sort. I am not a "joiner". I am an "attend or go out in public with a great friend or relative, so there is someone to stand back with, and, make observations about the crowd, make up weird little stories with, and, discuss what is being seen/heard.learned with them'er".

And, I am entirely the sort of person who will make odd demands of you, enjoy you making odd demands of me, pass gas, laugh at you passing gas, dress weirdly, dress slobbily, dress up, or, you know, generally have fun and be myself and expect the same from you. I will tell wild tales, some of which are true and some may not be true, I may want to paint you as in painting your portrait on canvas or I may actually want to put the paint on you.

I'm very, very weird. I'm into reading about herbs, vitamins, food as medicine and doing some of that stuff, when I can, and, I will say things like "I have an Ayurvedic recipe" or "You should try oil pulling." and mean it.

And, I think kissing is one of the most important things in life. I will totally judge you on your views on garlic, the Beatles, Ringo's drumming style, abortion, God, and, how well you can kiss. Not necessarily in that order!

If you are the sort who might want to serve, or, be served in a non-sexual manner, or, play "Swan" (transformation), while we are deciding if it could be marriage, as well; or, if you'd like it without that, that's all good to.

I'm lonely, I'm bored, I'm open to suggestions that fit in with my lifestyle - friendly, kinky, or romantic - job related, networking, commissioned artwork, or, whatever. But, I'd really, really like a very long term relationship of some sort, with someone I care about, who cares about me.

To those who have read this advertisement and do not want this sort of relationship,or, don't like my looks, I would suggest you simply move on in your search. There is really no call for reporting someone as being offensive, just because they are not your cup of tea, and, there is no excuse to waste my time or yours, by writing insults at me, or, offering what I have obviously stated that I do not want. All it will do is cause me to put you in the Database of Losers, or in a blog, as someone who has shown a lack of basic self control. I won't post your penis photos, of course, but, I will mention that you sent them to me, to help other ladies, future employers, etc. clue in to what sort of person you really are.

Thank you for your time.

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