Shakespeare was gay, you know?
Mmm .. well .. if you really say so
He didn’t write it all by himself
Oh dear, let’s put him back on shelf
Shakespeare was a womanizer, too
A gay womanizer? Could this be true?
Was Shakespeare a woman all in drag?
Or, did he have a woman for his hag?
Was he an author, like of modern day?
Whom profess to write, but write they nay?
And, do we care, even one tiniest bit?
If it came from 1 or 20, this famous wit?
I say nay, verily not, should it ever be forgot
Regardless of whom wrote, when, or what
So pardon me for my rhyming pleading
But, your protestations interrupt my reading
~ A.H.S. 11/20/2009
To dream of putting words forth amongst the stars
Only a fool would cast himself at paper in challenge
Of what ere shone in ways that made mundane Mars